Today 1:17 pm
Sip every time Trump says “tariff”
Shot When Republicans boo Zelensky
Sip When cameras cut to pussed off Republicans
Shot When Trump mentions Biden
Sip When half the chamber stands to applaud, while the other half stays seated and silent
Shot Every time Trump refers to himself in the third person
Sip When Trump mentions a place we may take over (Canada, Greenland, Gaza, Panama Canal, etc)
2 Shots If both John Fetterman and Elon Musk aren’t wearing suits
Shot When Republicans boo Zelensky
Sip When cameras cut to pussed off Republicans
Shot When Trump mentions Biden
Sip When half the chamber stands to applaud, while the other half stays seated and silent
Shot Every time Trump refers to himself in the third person
Sip When Trump mentions a place we may take over (Canada, Greenland, Gaza, Panama Canal, etc)
2 Shots If both John Fetterman and Elon Musk aren’t wearing suits